For What It’s Worth

Arse-Texting

My finest arse-texting to date: "Hi, Can I get the most popular programs but I have a good address and I ...
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Attempted Canicide

Walking down an alleyway this morning, at the other end a large woman with a tiny chihuahua. Nothing remarkable about ...
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Keyboard Mashing

Attempting to write ‘youtube’ into Google on a wireless keyboard with a fading battery, I accidentally typed ‘youtg’. The first ...
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